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ﺯ ﺧﺮ ﺧﻮﺍﻧﺎﻥ ﻋﺎﻟﻢ ﻫﺮﮐﻪ ﺭﺍ ﺩﯾﺪﻡ،ﻏﻤﯽ ﺩﺍﺭﺩ ﺩﻻ ﺭﻭ ﮐﻦ ﺑﻪ ﻣﺸﺮﻭﻃﯽ،ﮐﻪ ﺁﻥ ﻫﻢ ﻋﺎﻟﻤﯽ ﺩﺍﺭﺩ (ﺍﯾﺎﻡ ﻏﻤﺒﺎﺭ ﺍﻣﺘﺤﺎﻧﺎﺕ ﺑﺮ ﻋﺎﺷﻘﺎﻥ ﻋﻠﻢ ﻭ ﺩﺍﻧﺶ ﺗﺴﻠﯿﺖ ﺑﺎﺩ ) - – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – - – ﺣﺎﻻ ﻭﻗﺖ ﺑﺮﺍﯼ ﺩﺭﺱ ﺧﻮﻧﺪﻥ ﺩﺍﺭﯾﻢ، ﮐﻮﻭﻭ . . .ﺗﺎ ﻓﺮﺩﺍ ﺯﻣﺰﻣﻪ ﻫﺎﯼ ﺷﯿﻄﺎﻧﯽ ﺷﺐ ﺍﻣﺘﺤﺎﻥ !!! - – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – - – ﺗﻌﺮﯾﻒ ﻣﺮﺍﻗﺐ : ﻣﻮﺟﻮﺩﯼ ﺳﺘﻢ ﮐﺎﺭ ﻭ ﺭﯾﺎ ﭘﯿﺸﻪ ﮐﻪ ﻣﺘﺎﺳﻔﺎﻧﻪ ﭼﺸﻢ ﻭ ﮔﻮﺵ ﻭ ﺑﺎﻗﯽ ﺣﻮﺍﺱ ﺭﺍ ﻫﻢ ﺩﺍﺭﺩ ! ﺳﯿﺴﺘﻤﯽ ﮐﻪ ﻧﻘﺶ ﺩﺯﺩﮔﯿﺮﻣﻨﺎﺯﻝ ﺭﺍ ﺳﺮ ﺟﻠﺴﻪ ﺍﯾﻔﺎ ﻣﯿﮑﻨﺪ ! ﮔﺎﻟﺮﯼ ﺿﺪﺣﺎﻝ ! ﻣﻮﺟﻮﺩﯼ ﮐﻪ ﺭﻭﯼ ﺳﯿﻨﻪ ﺍﺵ ﻧﻮﺷﺘﻪ ﺷﺪﻩ : ﻣﻦ ﻣﺮﺍﻗﺒﻢ،ﺷﻤﺎ ﭼﻄﻮﺭ! ؟ ﯾﮏ ﻧﻮﻉ ﺗﻠﻪ ﻣﻮﺵ ﺯﻧﺪﻩ