ﮐﻔﺸﻮ 30ﺗﻮﻣﻦ ﺍﺭﺯﻭﻧﺘﺮ ﻣﯿﺪﻩ، ﯾﺎﺭﻭ ﺯﻧﮓ ﺯﺩ ﺑﻪ 3ﺗﺎ ﻣﻐﺎﺯﻩ ﺑﺎﻻﯾﯽ ﮔﻔﺖ ﻣﻤﺪ ﺗﻮ ﺑﺎﺯ ﺩﺍﻑ ﺩﯾﺪﯼ ﺭﯾﺪﯼ ﺗﻮ ﻗﯿﻤﺘﺎ

ﯾﮑﯽ ﺍﺯ ﻓﺎﻧﺘﺰﯾﺎﻡ ﺍﯾﻨﻪ ﮐﻪ ﮐﻨﺘﺮﻝ ﺗﻠﻮﯾﺰﯾﻮﻥ ﺧﻮﻧﻤﻮﻧﻮ ﺑﺮﺩﺍﺭﻡ ﺑﺮﻡ ﺩﻡ ﺍﯾﻦ ﻣﻐﺎﺯﻩ ﻫﺎﯼ ﺻﻮﺗﯽ ﺗﺼﻮﯾﺮﯼ، ﺍﯾﻦ ﺗﻠﻮﯾﺰﯾﻮﻧﺎﯾﯽ ﮐﻪ ﮔﺬﺍﺷﺘﻦ ﭘﺸﺖ ﻭﯾﺘﺮﯾﻨﻮ ﺧﺎﻣﻮﺵ ﮐﻨﻢ! ** ﯾﻪ ﭘﯿﺮﻣﺮﺩﻩ ﭼﺎﯾﺨﺎﻧﻪ ﺩﺍﺷﺖ . ﺗﻌﺮﯾﻒ ﻣﯿﮑﺮﺩ : ﺁﻗﺎ ﻣﺎ ﺳﺎﻝ 49 ﺑﺎﺩﻭ ﻧﻔﺮ ﺩﻋﻮﺍﻣﻮﻥ ﺷﺪ. ﺍﻭﻥ ﻣﻮﻗﻊ ﺩﻭ ﻧﻔﺮ ﺧﯿﻠﯽ ﺑﻮﺩﻥ ﻫﺎ !*** ﺗﻮ ﺩﺍﻧﺸﮕﺎﻩ ﺗﻮ ﺳﻠﻒ ﻗﺮﻣﻪ ﺳﺒﺰﯼ ﮔﺮﻓﺘﻢ ﺁﻭﺭﺩﻡ ﺭﻭ ﻣﯿﺰ ﺩﻭﺳﺘ...

ﻣﻮﺭﺩ ﺩﺍﺷﺘﯿﻢ ﭘﺴﺮﻩ ﺭﻓﺘﻪ ﺧﻮﺍﺳﺘﮕﺎﺭﯼ ، ﺩﺧﺘﺮﻩ ﺍﻭﻣﺪﻩ ﺧﻢ ﺷﻪ ﭼﺎﯾﯽ ﺗﻌﺎﺭﻑ ﮐﻨﻪ ، ﮐﻠﯿﭙﺴﺶ ﺭﻓﺘﻪ ﺗﻮ ﺣﻠﻖ ﺩﺍﻣﺎﺩ ! - – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – - – ﻣﻮﺭﺩ ﺩﺍﺷﺘﯿﻢ ﺩﺧﺘﺮﻩ ﺍﻭﻣﺪﻩ ﺍﺯ ﺑﺎﻻ ﺳﺎﺧﺘﻤﻮﻥ ﺑﭙﺮﻩ ﺧﻮﺩﮐﺸﯽ ﮐﻨﻪ ﮐﻠﯿﭙﺴﺶ ﺍﺯ ﺍﯾﻦ ﭘﺮ ﭘﺮﯾﺎ ﺑﻮﺩﻩ ﺍﻻﻥ ﯾﻪ ﻫﻔﺘﻪ ﺳﺖ ﺭﻭ ﺍﺳﻤﻮﻧﻪ ﻧﻤﯿﺘﻮﻧﻪ ﺑﯿﺎﺩ ﭘﺎﯾﯿﻦ! - – – – – – – – – – – – – – –...

ﻣﻮﺭﺩ ﺩﺍﺷﺘﯿﻢ ﮐﻪ ﺧﻨﺪﻩ ﺩﺍﺭ ﻣﻮﺭﺩ ﺩﺍﺷﺘﻴﻢ ﭘﺴﺮﻩ ﺗﻮ ﻓﻴﺲ ﺑﻮﻙ ﺍﺳﺘﺎﺗﻮﺱ ﻓﺎﺭﺳﯽ ﻣﻴﺬﺍﺷﺖ ﻓﻜﺮ ﻣﻴﻜﺮﺩ ﺍﺭﺯﻭﻥ ﺗﺮ ﻣﻴﻮﻓﺘﻪ ﻣﻮﺭﺩ ﺩﺍﺷﺘﯿﻢ ﮐﻪ ﺧﻨﺪﻩ ﺩﺍﺭ ﻣﻮﺭﺩ ﺩﺍﺷﺘﯿﻢ ﻃﺮﻑ ﺭﻓﺘﻪ ﺧﻮﺍﺳﺘﮕﺎﺭﯼ ﺑﺎﺑﺎﯼ ﻋﺮﻭﺱ ﺑﺎ ﻟﭗ ﺗﺎﭖ ﺍﻭﻣﺪﻩ ﻣﯿﮕﻪ ﺟﻮﺍﻥ ﻣﻦ ﺍﻫﻞ ﺗﺤﻘﯿﻘﺎﺕ ﻣﺤﻠﯽ ﻭ ﺍﯾﻨﺎ ﻧﯿﺴﺖ ﯾﻮﺯﺭ ﭘﺴﻮﺭﺩ ﻓﯿﺴﺒﻮﮐﺖ ﺭﻭ ﺑﺰﻥ ﻣﻮﺭﺩ ﺩﺍﺷﺘﯿﻢ ﮐﻪ ﺧﻨﺪﻩ ﺩﺍﺭ ﻣﻮﺭﺩ ﺩﺍﺷﺘﯿﻢ ﮐﻪ ﺭﻓﺘﻪ ﺧﻮﻧﻪ ﺩﺧ...

ﻣﻮﺭﺩ ﺩﺍﺷﺘﯿﻢ ﮐﻪ ﺧﻨﺪﻩ ﺩﺍﺭ ﻣﻮﺭﺩ ﺩﺍﺷﺘﻴﻢ ﭘﺴﺮﻩ ﺗﻮ ﻓﻴﺲ ﺑﻮﻙ ﺍﺳﺘﺎﺗﻮﺱ ﻓﺎﺭﺳﯽ ﻣﻴﺬﺍﺷﺖ ﻓﻜﺮ ﻣﻴﻜﺮﺩ ﺍﺭﺯﻭﻥ ﺗﺮ ﻣﻴﻮﻓﺘﻪ ﻣﻮﺭﺩ ﺩﺍﺷﺘﯿﻢ ﮐﻪ ﺧﻨﺪﻩ ﺩﺍﺭ ﻣﻮﺭﺩ ﺩﺍﺷﺘﯿﻢ ﻃﺮﻑ ﺭﻓﺘﻪ ﺧﻮﺍﺳﺘﮕﺎﺭﯼ ﺑﺎﺑﺎﯼ ﻋﺮﻭﺱ ﺑﺎ ﻟﭗ ﺗﺎﭖ ﺍﻭﻣﺪﻩ ﻣﯿﮕﻪ ﺟﻮﺍﻥ ﻣﻦ ﺍﻫﻞ ﺗﺤﻘﯿﻘﺎﺕ ﻣﺤﻠﯽ ﻭ ﺍﯾﻨﺎ ﻧﯿﺴﺖ ﯾﻮﺯﺭ ﭘﺴﻮﺭﺩ ﻓﯿﺴﺒﻮﮐﺖ ﺭﻭ ﺑﺰﻥ ﻣﻮﺭﺩ ﺩﺍﺷﺘﯿﻢ ﮐﻪ ﺧﻨﺪﻩ ﺩﺍﺭ ﻣﻮﺭﺩ ﺩﺍﺷﺘﯿﻢ ﮐﻪ ﺭﻓﺘﻪ ﺧﻮﻧﻪ ﺩﺧ...

ﺟﻮﮎ ﻫﺎﯼ ﺟﺪﯾﺪ ﻭ ﺑﺎﺣﺎﻝ ﻭ ﺧﻨﺪﻩ ﺩﺍﺭ ﯾﮑﯽ ﺍﺯ ﺳﺨﺘﺮﯾﻦ ﮐﺎﺭﺍﯼ ﺩﻧﯿﺎ ﺍﯾﻨﻪ ﮐﻪ “ﺣﺴﺶ ﻧﯿﺲ ” ﺭﻭ ﺑﺮﺍﯼ ﻣﺎﻣﺎﻧﺖ ﻣﻌﻨﯽ ﮐﻨﯽ ﺟﻮﮎ ﻫﺎﯼ ﺟﺪﯾﺪ ﻭ ﺑﺎﺣﺎﻝ ﻭ ﺧﻨﺪﻩ ﺩﺍﺭ ﺩﯾﺮﻭﺯ ﺭﻓﺘﻢ ﻣﻐﺎﺯﻩ ﺑﻪ ﯾﺎﺭﻭ ﮔﻔﺘﻢ ﺷﯿﺮﮐﺎﮐﺎﺋﻮ ﭼﻨﺪﻩ ؟ ﮔﻔﺖ ۱۸۰۰ﺗﻮﻣﻦ ﯾﻬﻮ ﯾﺎﺩﻡ ﺍﻭﻣﺪ ﮐﻪ ﻋﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻪ ﻣﻦ ﮐﻪ ﻋﺎﺷﻖ ﺁﺏ ﻣﻌﺪﻧﯽ ﺍﻡ ! ﺟﻮﮎ ﻫﺎﯼ ﺟﺪﯾﺪ ﻭ ﺑﺎﺣﺎﻝ ﻭ ﺧﻨﺪﻩ ﺩﺍﺭ ﺷﻤﺎ ﯾﺎﺩﺗﻮﻥ ﻧﻤﯿﺎﺩ ﯾﻪ ﺭﻭﺯﯼ ﻫ...

ﺟﮏ ﻫﺎﯼ ﺟﺪﯾﺪ ﻭ ﺟﺎﻟﺐ ﺍﯾﻦ ﭘﺴﺮﺍﯾﯽ ﮐﻪ ﺍﺑﺮﻭ ﺑﺮﻣﯿﺪﺍﺭﻥ ، ﺑﺮﻧﺰﻩ ﻣﯿﮑﻨﻦ ﻟﺒﺎﺱ ﻫﺎﯼ ﺗﻨﮓ ﺑﺎ ﺭﻧﮓ ﺟﯿﻎ ﻣﯿﭙﻮﺷﻦ ﻣﻮ ﺭﻧﮓ ﻣﯿﮑﻨﻦ ﺍﯾﻨﺎ ﻣﯿﺨﻮﺍﻥ ﺛﺎﺑﺖ ﮐﻨﻦ ﺩﺧﺘﺮ ﺑﻮﺩﻥ ﺑﻪ ﺩﻟﻪ ، ﮐﻠﯿﭙﺲ ﺑﻬﺎﻧﻪ ﺍﺳﺖ ! ﺟﮏ ﻫﺎﯼ ﺟﺪﯾﺪ ﻭ ﺟﺎﻟﺐ ﻟﺬﺗﯽ ﮐﻪ ﺩﺭ ﭘﻮﺷﯿﺪﻥ ﺷﻠﻮﺍﺭﮎ ﺑﻌﺪ ﺍﺯ ﺭﻓﺘﻦ ﻣﻬﻤﺎﻥ ﻫﺎ ﻫﺴﺖ ﺩﺭ ﺍﻧﺘﻘﺎﻡ ﻧﯿﺴﺖ ! ﺟﮏ ﻫﺎﯼ ﺟﺪﯾﺪ ﻭ ﺟﺎﻟﺐ ﺩﯾﺪﯾﺪ ﺑﻌﻀﯽ ﺍﺯ ﻧﺮﻡ ﺍﻓﺰﺍﺭﻫﺎ ﺭﻭ ﮐﺮﮎ...

ﻭﻗﺘﯽ ﯾﮏ ﺯﻥ ﺧﻮﺏ ﮐﺎﺭ ﻣﯽﮐﻨﻪ ﻣﯿﮕﻦ ﻣﺜﻞ ﻣﺮﺩ ﮐﺎﺭ ﻣﯽﮐﻨﻪ ﺍﻣﺎ ﻭﻗﺘﯽ ﯾﮏ ﻣﺮﺩ ﺧﻮﺏ ﮐﺎﺭ ﻣﯽﮐﻨﻪ ﻣﯿﮕﻦ ﻣﺜﻞ ﺧﺮ ﮐﺎﺭ ﻣﯽﮐﻨﻪ - – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – - ﺷﺎﯾﺪ ﯾﻪ ﺭﻭﺯﻯ ﺑﻔﻬﻤﻢ ﺗﻮ ﻋﮑﺴﺎﻯ ﺩﺳﺘﻪ ﺟﻤﻌﻰ ﺩﺍﺭﻥ ﺑﻪ ﭼﻰ ﻣﯿﺨﻨﺪﻥ ﻭﻟﻰ ﻫﯿﭽﻮﻗﺖ ﻧﻤﯿﺘﻮﻧﻢ ﺑﻔﻬﻤﻢ ﺗﻮ ﻋﮑﺴﺎﻯ ﺗﮑﻰ ﻭﺍﺳﻪ ﮐﻰ ﺟﺪﻯ ﻣﯿﺸﻦ! - – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – ...

ﺯ ﺧﺮ ﺧﻮﺍﻧﺎﻥ ﻋﺎﻟﻢ ﻫﺮﮐﻪ ﺭﺍ ﺩﯾﺪﻡ،ﻏﻤﯽ ﺩﺍﺭﺩ ﺩﻻ ﺭﻭ ﮐﻦ ﺑﻪ ﻣﺸﺮﻭﻃﯽ،ﮐﻪ ﺁﻥ ﻫﻢ ﻋﺎﻟﻤﯽ ﺩﺍﺭﺩ u200f(ﺍﯾﺎﻡ ﻏﻤﺒﺎﺭ ﺍﻣﺘﺤﺎﻧﺎﺕ ﺑﺮ ﻋﺎﺷﻘﺎﻥ ﻋﻠﻢ ﻭ ﺩﺍﻧﺶ ﺗﺴﻠﯿﺖ ﺑﺎﺩu200f) - – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – - – ﺣﺎﻻ ﻭﻗﺖ ﺑﺮﺍﯼ ﺩﺭﺱ ﺧﻮﻧﺪﻥ ﺩﺍﺭﯾﻢ، ﮐﻮﻭﻭ . . .ﺗﺎ ﻓﺮﺩﺍ ﺯﻣﺰﻣﻪ ﻫﺎﯼ ﺷﯿﻄﺎﻧﯽ ﺷﺐ ﺍﻣﺘﺤﺎﻥ !!! - – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – ...

ﯾﻪ ﺳﺮﯼ ﺍﺯ ﭘﺴﺮﺍﻡ ﻫﺴﺘﻦ ﮐﻪ ﺍﻣﺮﻭﺯ ﺭﯾﺸﺸﻮﻧﻮ ﻣﯿﺰﻧﻦ ﻓﺮﺩﺍ ﺩﺭﻣﯿﺎﺩ ﺍﯾﻨﺎ ﺍﺯ ﺧﺎﮎ ﺣﺎﺻﻠﺨﯿﺰ ﺧﻠﻖ ﺷﺪﻥ! - – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – - ﻧﻮﺍﺭ ﻗﺮﻣﺰ ﺩﻭﺭ ﺑﺴﺖ ﺑﯿﺴﮑﻮﺋﯿﺖ ﻫﻤﻪ ﭼﯿﺰﻭ ﺍﺯ ﻗﻔﻞ ﮔﺎﻭ ﺻﻨﺪﻭﻕ ﺑﺎﻧﮏ ﻣﺮﮐﺰﯼ ﺗﺎ ﺑﺨﺖ ﺩﺧﺘﺮ ﻫﻤﺴﺎﯾﻪ ﺭﻭ ﺑﺎﺯﻣﯿﮑﻨﻪ ﺑﻪ ﺟﺰ ﺑﺴﺖ ﺧﻮﺩ ﺑﯿﺴﮑﻮﺋﯿﺖ - – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – - ﻫ...

ﻫﺮ ﮐﯽ ﺑﻮﺩﻩ ﺁﺷﻨﺎ ﺑﻮﺩﻩ ﭼﯿﺴﺖ ؟ ﺩﯾﺎﻟﻮﮒ ﺍﯾﺮﺍﻧﯿﺎﻥ ﺩﺭ ﻣﻮﺍﺟﻬﻪ ﺑﺎ ﺧﺎﻧﻪ ﺩﺯﺩ ﺯﺩﻩ ! - – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – - ﺑﭽﻪ ﮐﻪ ﺑﻮﺩﯾﻢ ﻧﻨﻪ ﻣﻮﻥ ﻣﯿﮕﻔﺖ ﺑﺪﻭ ﺑﺮﻭ ﺑﻪ ﻭﺍﻧﺘﯿﻪ ﺑﮕﻮ ﻭﺍﯾﺴﻪ ﺑﻌﺪ ﻣﺎ ﺍﺻﻦ ﻫﻤﭽﯿﻦ ﻣﯿﺮﻓﺘﯿﻢ ﻋﯿﻦ ﺟﺖ ﻟﯽ ! ﻭﺳﻂ ﺭﺍﻩ ﺩﻭ ﺳﻪ ﺗﺎ ﻣﻠﻖ ﻣﯿﺰﺩﯾﻢ ﻭ ﺍﺯ ﺭﻭ ﺩﯾﻮﺍﺭ ﻣﯿﺮﻓﺘﯿﻢ ﮐﻪ ﺑﺮﺳﯿﻢ ﻭﺍﻧﺘﯿﻪ ﻧﺮﻩ ! ﺍﻻﻥ ﮐﺎﻓﯿﻪ ﺑﻪ ﺑﭽﻪ...

ﮔﺎﻫﯽ ﺑﺎﯾﺪ ﺑﯽ ﺭﺣﻢ ﺑﻮﺩ ﻧﻪ ﺑﺎ ﺩﻭﺳﺖ ﻧﻪ ﺑﺎ ﺩﺷﻤﻦ ﺑﻠﮑﻪ ﺑﺎ ﺧﻮﺩﺕ … ﻭ ﭼﻪ ﺑﺰﺭﮔﺖ ﻣﯽ ﮐﻨﺪ ﺁﻥ ﺳﯿﻠﯽ ﮐﻪ ﺧﻮﺩﺕ ﻣﯿﺰﻧﯽ ﺑﻪ ﺻﻮﺭﺗﺖ . . . ﻫﺮﮔﺰ ﺗﻤﺎﻣﺖ ﺭﺍ ﺑﺮﺍﯼ ﮐﺴﯽ ﺭﻭ ﻧﮑﻦ ﺑﮕﺬﺍﺭ ﮐﻤﯽ ﺩﺳﺖ ﻧﯿﺎﻓﺘﻨﯽ ﺑﺎﺷﯽ ﺁﺩﻡ ﻫﺎ ﺗﻤﺎﻣﺖ ﮐﻪ ﮐﻨﻨﺪ ﺭﻫـــــﺎﯾﺖ ﻣﯽ ﮐﻨﻨﺪ . . . ﻭﻗﺖ ﺧﻮﺩﮐﺸﯽ ﻣﺎ ﮔﺮﮒ ﻫﺎﺳﺖ ﺑﮕﺬﺍﺭ ﺟﻨﮕﻞ ﺑﻤﺎﻧﺪ ﺑﺮﺍﯼ ﺧﺮﮔﻮﺵ ﻫﺎﯼ ﺯﯾﺒﺎﯾﯽ ﮐﻪ ﺍﺩﻋﺎﯼ ﺷﯿﺮﯼ ﻣﯽ ﮐﻨﻨﺪ

. ﺭﻓﺘﻢ ﺩﻧﺪﻭﻥ ﭘﺰﺷﮑﯽ ﻣﯿﮕﻢ ﻣﯿﺨﻮﺍﻡ ﺟﺮﻡ ﮔﯿﺮﯼ ﮐﻨﻢ، ﻣﯿﮕﻪ ﺩﻧﺪﻭﻧﺎﺗﻮﻥ؟ ﻣﯿﮕﻢ ﭘـَـــ ﻧــﻪ ﭘـَـــ ﺳﺮﻭﯾﺶ ﺑﻬﺪﺍﺷﺘﯽ ﺗﻮﻧﻮ! . ﺩﻭﺳﺘﻢ ﻣﯽ ﮔﻪ ﻣﺎﺷﯿﻨﺘﻮ ﺗﻮ ﺭﻭﺯﻧﺎﻣﻪ ﺗﺒﻠﯿﻎ ﮐﺮﺩﯼ ﻣﯽ ﺧﻮﺍﯼ ﺑﻔﺮﻭﺷﯿﺶ؟ ﭘـَـــ ﻧــﻪ ﭘـَـــ ﻣﻌﺪﻟﺶ ۲۰ ﺷﺪﻩ ﻣﯽ ﺧﻮﺍﻡ ﺍﺯﺵ ﻗﺪﺭﺩﺍﻧﯽ ﮐﻨﻢ . ﺩﻭﺳﺘﻢ ﺍﻭﻣﺪﻩ ﺧﻮﻧﻤﻮﻥ ﻣﯿﮕﻪ ﺧﻮﻧﻪ ﺧﻮﺩﺗﻮﻧﻪ؟ ﻣﯿﮕﻢ ﭘـَـــ ﻧــﻪ ﭘـَـــ ﺧﻮﻧﻪ ﺧﻮﺩﻣﻮﻥ ﺩﻭ...

ﺍَﻻ ﺳَﻼ ﭼﯿﺴﺖ ؟ ﻣﻨﻢ ﺍﮔﻪ ﻟﺒﺎﻣﻮ ﺑﻪ ﺍﻧﺪﺍﺯﻩ ﻟﺐ ﺷﺘﺮ ﭘﺮﻭﺗـﺰ ﻣﯿﮑﺮﺩﻡ ﺑﺠﺎﯼ “ ﺍﻟﻮ ﺳﻼﻡ ” ﺍﯾﻨﻮ ﻣﯿﮕﻔﺘﻢ